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7 January 2016, 03:44 AM
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Barbie Dolls
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95”. The amazed father asks: “It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?” The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.” |
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7 January 2016, 03:48 AM
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lol
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7 January 2016, 03:58 AM
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7 January 2016, 04:05 AM
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A lot of truth the that. But I'm not bitter.
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7 January 2016, 06:46 AM
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Been there, done that,,,
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7 January 2016, 04:13 PM
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7 January 2016, 04:23 PM
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Lol.... That's great !!!
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7 January 2016, 04:31 PM
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I'm going to tell all my divorced friends this one
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7 January 2016, 04:36 PM
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......wowzers!....
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8 January 2016, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Real Name: Russell
Location: KC, MO
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Ouch!
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8 January 2016, 06:28 PM
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Very funny
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8 January 2016, 07:15 PM
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Ha!
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