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Old 26 February 2008, 12:44 AM   #1
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Vampire...

A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea!!!".
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Old 26 February 2008, 01:33 AM   #2
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Old 26 February 2008, 02:33 AM   #3
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:05 AM   #4
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Old 26 February 2008, 11:55 AM   #5
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Old 26 February 2008, 12:04 PM   #6
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Tasteless.
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Old 26 February 2008, 12:41 PM   #7
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