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Old 28 October 2022, 12:06 PM   #1
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Went to Starbucks today and said my name was Paul Tumi Jocke

Then the barista threw my venti heavy cream macchiato with 9 splenda and pumpkin spice sugar at me.

And she asked for a tip!


Starbucks getting customer service lessons from my AD sucks!!!
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Old 28 October 2022, 01:11 PM   #2
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If they had coffee in stock, it's not like Rolex!.... maybe if they just had coffee to look at.
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Old 29 October 2022, 03:09 PM   #3
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then the barista threw my venti heavy cream macchiato with 9 splenda and pumpkin spice sugar at me.

And she asked for a tip!


Starbucks getting customer service lessons from my ad sucks!!!
reported!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 31 October 2022, 12:08 AM   #4
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Sorry Chewie (and Paul), and while do not condone rude behavior, my sympathies are with the barista.
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Old 31 October 2022, 12:28 AM   #5
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Too funny Chewie, I did the same thing here and the barista handed me the drink for free and wanted my autograph
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Old 31 October 2022, 12:40 AM   #6
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Too funny Chewie, I did the same thing here and the barista handed me the drink for free and wanted my autograph
It suspect may not be lines, but the delivery.

Especially if Chewie was in shedding season.
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Old 31 October 2022, 05:03 AM   #7
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I have a deep disdain for all of you. Not even worth a ‘REPORTED!!!!’
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I have a deep disdain for all of you. Not even worth a ‘REPORTED!!!!’
Sorry big guy, but being at the top of the hill (and extremely wealthy, suave and famous to boot) means you have to take more heat. It has always been thus.
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Arrrgh!!!!!!
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