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Old 27 September 2022, 08:01 AM   #1
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My accountant has gone nuts with this whole managing depreciation tax strategy



I’m down to one yacht and 5 submarines now.
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Old 27 September 2022, 08:07 AM   #2
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He's doing fire sales?
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Old 27 September 2022, 08:17 AM   #3
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Old 27 September 2022, 08:18 AM   #4
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Buy with stealth technology.

No need to report them. If you’re audited they can find them.

I’ve got a few unreported planes I rent out. I just can’t remember where I parked them.
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One Yachtmaster and 5 Submariners is not bad!
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Old 27 September 2022, 12:20 PM   #6
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Sounds like an insurance job.
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Old 27 September 2022, 12:21 PM   #7
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Buy with stealth technology.

No need to report them. If you’re audited they can find them.

I’ve got a few unreported planes I rent out. I just can’t remember where I parked them.
There are no more hiding spaces due to some yacht hiding going on. Submarines and hibachis are the only options.
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Old 27 September 2022, 12:21 PM   #8
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One Yachtmaster and 5 Submariners is not bad!
This is true.
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Old 28 September 2022, 05:26 AM   #9
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