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Old 21 March 2018, 05:02 PM   #1
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

Interviewer- what do you consider your weakness?
Interviewee- I’m too honest.
Interviewer- I don’t think that’s a weakness!
Interviewee- I don’t give a f***k what you think.

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 24th time.

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.


Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. Don’t know. Don’t care.

and finally...
I met my mate Adolf down the pub and I says to him, Adolf do you know what number the Rolex Forums Joke Thread is up to and he said "nein" and I said "that's right!"
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Old 22 March 2018, 03:20 AM   #2
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

Interviewer- what do you consider your weakness?
Interviewee- I’m too honest.
Interviewer- I don’t think that’s a weakness!
Interviewee- I don’t give a f***k what you think.

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 24th time.

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.


Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. Don’t know. Don’t care.

and finally...
I met my mate Adolf down the pub and I says to him, Adolf do you know what number the Rolex Forums Joke Thread is up to and he said "nein" and I said "that's right!"


every once of these is awesome!!!
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Old 25 March 2018, 09:58 PM   #3
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Old 27 March 2018, 09:43 AM   #5
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