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3 April 2006, 04:24 AM | #1 |
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The salesman
This one has perhaps been done before?
One day, a little old lady answers a knock on her door. She is greeted by an energetic salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” the salesman says. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I’d like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away!” the old lady replies. “I haven’t got any money!” The woman tries to close the door, but the salesman quickly wedges his foot in it and forces his way inside. “Don’t be so hasty!” the salesman says. “At least watch my demonstration.” And with that, he empties a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. “If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet,” he says. “I will personally eat the remainder.” “Well, I hope you’ve got a damned good appetite,” the old lady says, “because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
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As you can see there are many things to consider when doing a search for good vacuum cleaner information that will help you in your decision making processes. Prior to making your search you should take the time set up a simple comparison chart on a piece of paper will make your comparisons a great deal easier and clearer. Remember the better job you do in gathering your vacuum cleaner information the better chance you will be purchase the best vacuum cleaner for your home or office.
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This post is so bizarre, it's hilarious.
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The salesman
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Whoa, I was barely of legal drinking age when this was first posted (I wish)
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