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Old 3 March 2018, 06:54 PM   #1
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Proposal

A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying,
the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car
and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother,
and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life. "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail
furniture stores, a deli , a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank
account...

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a
$25,000,000 bank account." "However, if there is a miscarriage , I'm not
sure what to do. What do you suggest?"

At this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
told him, 'You'll fuck her again".

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Old 3 March 2018, 07:34 PM   #2
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Old 5 March 2018, 01:25 AM   #4
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Old 5 March 2018, 12:04 PM   #5
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Old 6 March 2018, 09:57 AM   #6
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Old 8 March 2018, 06:20 AM   #7
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