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Old 12 November 2017, 01:03 PM   #1
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Ice Cream Cone

A young boy was attentively sitting in his honor class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question in front of the other students. She asked the young boy, "If there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one of them with your hand gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied the young boy "because the others would fly away." "Well, the answer is actually four" said the teacher, "however, I do like the way you are thinking. That's really good."

The young boy says, "You know, I have a question for you as well. If there were three gorgeous and attractive women eating ice cream cones at the local parlor where one was licking her cone up and down, one was biting and nibbling on her cone, and one was slowly sucking on her cone, which one of the three women would you say is married?"

The teacher begins to blush and you can see a slight twinkle in her eye and says, "Oh my, well...I guess it would be the one that is slowly sucking on her cone." The young boy replies, "No, it would be the woman who is wearing a wedding ring on her finger but I do like the way you are thinking!"
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Old 12 November 2017, 10:06 PM   #2
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Old 13 November 2017, 02:55 AM   #3
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this is funny
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Old 13 November 2017, 06:07 AM   #4
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Old 13 November 2017, 09:56 AM   #5
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Sounds like a birthday cone
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Old 13 November 2017, 05:58 PM   #6
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Old 13 November 2017, 10:12 PM   #7
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