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Old 23 February 2009, 07:29 PM   #1
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Michael Jackson and his Rolex!

It appears that Michael Jackson loves his Rolex watch. He was recently spotted shopping with his son. In order to keep track of time at his former residence, Neverland Ranch, he bought a Rolex watch.

How do you know it's bedtime at the ranch?..........When the big hand touches the little hand.



With his son....

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Old 24 February 2009, 02:33 AM   #2
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Does he really keep his son's face covered ALL the time like that? What a weirdo!
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Old 24 February 2009, 02:45 AM   #3
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You know it's going to take years, perhaps decades, of therapy to get over having to wear a hood in public...not to mention the 'flood-length' pants, pink socks, and bi-color penny loafers!!! Given the rest of the wardrobe, maybe the wearing the hood is his son's choice!!! I know I would!!

Does anybody feel a 'Michael Jackson' episode of Springer coming on??? Something like, 'Accused Pedophile Dads and the Hood-wearing Sons Who Hate Them'.....
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Old 25 February 2009, 12:19 AM   #4
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Old 25 February 2009, 01:32 AM   #5
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Old 25 February 2009, 05:20 AM   #6
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Old 25 February 2009, 05:31 AM   #7
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This is really sad for his Kid.. Who would want him for a Dads? All the money in the world or not... This Kid is going to be ruined for life.. It's like MJ's little slave. And who knows what they do behind closed doors...
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Old 25 February 2009, 05:50 AM   #8
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Very sad.
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Old 25 February 2009, 08:58 AM   #9
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Old 25 February 2009, 10:44 AM   #10
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i wonder if that kid cant still breathe???
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Old 25 February 2009, 11:34 AM   #11
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Old 25 February 2009, 01:48 PM   #12
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Does he really keep his son's face covered ALL the time like that? What a weirdo!
I think he also did that when his son was a baby.

Very abnormal.

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Old 25 February 2009, 01:52 PM   #13
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Old 25 February 2009, 08:25 PM   #14
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Old 26 February 2009, 02:23 AM   #15
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the 'Baby-Toss' ever becomes an Olympic sport the US will be getting GOLD!! Thanks MJ!!
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Old 27 February 2009, 12:11 AM   #17
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Oh dear. Why is that little boy wearing a pair of girl's mary janes?? MJ is just strange and sad at the same time.
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Old 28 February 2009, 07:57 AM   #18
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Old 26 June 2009, 12:31 PM   #19
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I guess it's easy to judge, but to live the life of a superstar must have been extremely difficult for Michael.

I believe (I don't say I know as one can only go by what they hear in the media) Michael had a problematic upbringing that manifest itself in ways later in his life.

It's all too easy to be negative but Michael did make a difference to a lot of peoples in a positive way.

Obviously Michael was a controversial figure and will quite possibly continue to be so.

Michael Jackson helped set up Heal The World Foundation and supported 39 charitable organisions over his lifetime.

The Guinness Book of Records 2000 edition lists Jackson for the "Most Charities Supported By a Pop Star". He has given over $50,000,000 worldwide to charities in his lifetime. These include Childhelp USA, Elizabeth Taylor Aids Foundation, The Carter Center's Atlanta Project, AIDS Project L.A., Make-A-Wish Foundation, TransAfrica, the Brothman Burn Center, Cities and Schools Scholarship Fund, Children's Institute International, and Juvenile Diabetes Foundation.

Rest in peace
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