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rossi46 · 8 October 2011, 06:03 AM

One of my rules is you gotta be able to make fun of yourself. Read this one on another forum:

Quote:

A man was in a horrible crash with his Porsche. When the ambulance arrived, they found him severely injured, whimpering "my Porsche... my Porsche..."
The emergency crew then had the difficult task to inform him that his left arm was totally ripped off.

To this, he replied in agony: "Oh no! My Rolex! My Rolex!"

harry in montreal · 8 October 2011, 06:57 AM

so a guy goes to a mall, and his wife says, "hey, harry, can you buy me a new timex indiglo for fifty bux?"

" dont even own a watch and i would really like one! "

harry says, wow, fifty bux is a lot of money for a watch these days.

sorry honey, i really cant afford it.

i am saving up about $850 to get my sub serviced at rolex because it runs slow !

i find that really funny because (a) its true, (b) the real joke is the price of RSC service, and (c) because i am not alone !

Sixxgrand1 · 8 October 2011, 07:17 AM

Here is a good one liner:

"ROLEX signs Tiger"

Dr. Robert · 8 October 2011, 07:58 AM

My girlfriend, a blonde, got 2 dogs, German shepherds.......I went over to see them.
I asked their names....she said..."Rolex & Timex."
I told her they were strange names for dogs......she said..."duh, they're 'watchdogs'"

crew · 8 October 2011, 08:00 AM

[QUOTE=Sixxgrand1;2789648]Here is a good one liner:

"ROLEX signs Tiger"

drockadam · 8 October 2011, 08:17 AM

Here's a good one...

"THE LESBIANS NEXT DOOR GAVE ME A ROLEX FOR MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH WAS VERY NICE, BUT I THINK THEY MISUNDERSTOOD ME WHEN I SAID I WANNA WATCH"

MY-WATCH · 8 October 2011, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxgrand1

Here is a good one liner:

"ROLEX signs Tiger"

Widows Son · 8 October 2011, 08:48 AM

The only think worse than a fake Rolex is a real one???

Not my opinion BTW!!!!

apeogre · 8 October 2011, 08:49 AM

The price tag.

brkanand · 8 October 2011, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

My girlfriend, a blonde, got 2 dogs, German shepherds.......I went over to see them.
I asked their names....she said..."Rolex & Timex."
I told her they were strange names for dogs......she said..."duh, they're 'watchdogs'"

barstoolman · 8 October 2011, 08:54 AM

So a guy walks into a Rolex AD and pays full retail for the watch...............(fill in the rest)

or, did you hear the one about the guy paying over retail for an SS Daytona????? (fill in the answer)

paverman · 8 October 2011, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drockadam

Here's a good one...

"THE LESBIANS NEXT DOOR GAVE ME A ROLEX FOR MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH WAS VERY NICE, BUT I THINK THEY MISUNDERSTOOD ME WHEN I SAID I WANNA WATCH"

FeelingTheBlues · 8 October 2011, 01:47 PM

You guys make me think of a geek reunion where they all tell those jokes about computers and softwares! I love it!

TSW · 8 October 2011, 04:04 PM

Yes, just look at the "is it safe to wear your Rolex when..." threads

Art 1 · 8 October 2011, 08:30 PM

wluk · 10 October 2011, 11:31 AM

keep them coming

mitchy · 13 October 2011, 12:28 AM

Porsche · 16 October 2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

You guys make me think of a geek reunion where they all tell those jokes about computers and softwares! I love it!

Yes, beware of Geeks bearings GIFs

TheDeuce · 25 October 2011, 11:00 PM

Blonde walks into the AD and says she's interested in a Rolex for herself. The salesman says 'certainly, here we have the Lady Datejust. Oyster Perpetual, Jubilee bracelet, fluted bezel, and the date prominently displayed at three-o-clock."

Blonde thinks for a minute and says 'Wow, those Rolex guys are stupid. What if I need to know the date and it's not three-o-clock yet?'

m.

8 October 2011, 07:58 AM	#4
Dr. Robert 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 61,234	My girlfriend, a blonde, got 2 dogs, German shepherds.......I went over to see them. I asked their names....she said..."Rolex & Timex." I told her they were strange names for dogs......she said..."duh, they're 'watchdogs'" __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

8 October 2011, 08:17 AM	#6
drockadam "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Real Name: Adam Location: Ontario, Canada Watch: Pepsi. Posts: 5,749	Here's a good one... "THE LESBIANS NEXT DOOR GAVE ME A ROLEX FOR MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH WAS VERY NICE, BUT I THINK THEY MISUNDERSTOOD ME WHEN I SAID I WANNA WATCH" __________________ - Adam Instagram: @GMTSUBTIME

8 October 2011, 01:47 PM	#13
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8 October 2011, 04:04 PM	#14
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13 October 2011, 12:28 AM	#17
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	__________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

8 October 2011, 06:57 AM	#2
harry in montreal "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Montreal Watch: The Habs pick 1st! Posts: 3,589	so a guy goes to a mall, and his wife says, "hey, harry, can you buy me a new timex indiglo for fifty bux?" " dont even own a watch and i would really like one! " harry says, wow, fifty bux is a lot of money for a watch these days. sorry honey, i really cant afford it. i am saving up about $850 to get my sub serviced at rolex because it runs slow ! i find that really funny because (a) its true, (b) the real joke is the price of RSC service, and (c) because i am not alone !

8 October 2011, 07:17 AM	#3
Sixxgrand1 Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Canada Watch: EXP I & II Posts: 825	Here is a good one liner: "ROLEX signs Tiger"

8 October 2011, 08:00 AM	#5
crew "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: John Location: Rochester/Naples Watch: Pepsi Posts: 18,223	[QUOTE=Sixxgrand1;2789648]Here is a good one liner: "ROLEX signs Tiger"

8 October 2011, 08:48 AM	#8
Widows Son "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hudson Ohio Posts: 3,554	The only think worse than a fake Rolex is a real one??? Not my opinion BTW!!!!

8 October 2011, 08:49 AM	#9
apeogre "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: No Clue Posts: 586	The price tag.

8 October 2011, 08:54 AM	#11
barstoolman Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 801	So a guy walks into a Rolex AD and pays full retail for the watch...............(fill in the rest) or, did you hear the one about the guy paying over retail for an SS Daytona????? (fill in the answer)

8 October 2011, 08:30 PM	#15
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244

10 October 2011, 11:31 AM	#16
wluk "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 86	keep them coming

25 October 2011, 11:00 PM	#19
TheDeuce "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Michael Location: Winnipeg Watch: DD&YM&DaytonaOMy Posts: 294	Blonde walks into the AD and says she's interested in a Rolex for herself. The salesman says 'certainly, here we have the Lady Datejust. Oyster Perpetual, Jubilee bracelet, fluted bezel, and the date prominently displayed at three-o-clock." Blonde thinks for a minute and says 'Wow, those Rolex guys are stupid. What if I need to know the date and it's not three-o-clock yet?' m.

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