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Old 3 March 2020, 07:14 AM   #61
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Not giving a gift for not selling me a watch.
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Old 8 March 2020, 12:42 PM   #62
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Asking if they’d cover my Pledge.
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Old 8 March 2020, 05:54 PM   #63
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Asking to be put on the Cellini wait list.
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Old 9 March 2020, 04:45 AM   #64
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When being offered a bottle of water, asked if they had Perrier with a lime like the Audemars Piguet boutique?
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Old 9 March 2020, 04:48 AM   #65
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Told AD, before I would purchase a watch from them, they had to spend at least $100k at my business to earn good will even though they didn’t need or want my services!

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Old 9 March 2020, 05:19 AM   #66
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Asking if I could buy everything in the case?
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Old 10 March 2020, 09:52 AM   #67
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Not wearing a face mask (reversal of their previous policy)
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Old 11 March 2020, 01:35 PM   #68
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Asking if their store was cleared by the Health Department.
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Old 11 March 2020, 08:36 PM   #69
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For wearing my motor helmet when trying to come in
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Old 17 March 2020, 12:00 PM   #70
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For telling them I left self quarantine to see if I could try on some Rolex timepieces.
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Old 17 March 2020, 05:04 PM   #71
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Asking the sales lady out on a date.
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Old 18 March 2020, 07:29 PM   #72
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........for asking if I could bundle paracetamol with my date just
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Old 18 March 2020, 08:23 PM   #73
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wearing a Bluesy to the store in a Bloods neighbourhood.
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Old 19 March 2020, 12:52 AM   #74
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Walked in a AD, asked to see some Rolexes! started showing off my Sub, then asked if they wanted to buy it? heck...i even had the boxes.....
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Old 19 March 2020, 11:28 PM   #75
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Asking for the latest Apple iPhone catalogue and price list.
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Old 22 March 2020, 08:36 AM   #76
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Stealing their Purell.
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