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Old 5 June 2005, 05:51 PM   #1
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Rampage !!!

Hi guys,

I can't handle it any longer. H E L P !!!

Came home this evening and everything was in a mess. Things had been tossed all over the place, lampshades were turned over, chairs were broken and bits strewn all over the room and the whole house looked like it had been hit by a tornado.

Hell....the first thought that ran through my mind was....Burglars!! I reached for the phone and was about to call the cops when something shiny caught my corner of my eye. It was the beautiful gold bezel of Lady YM. She was quietly sobbing in one corner, holding her clasp to her crystal while oily tears were dripping down her case and onto her links.

Not far from where she crouched lay poor TT Blue Subby. His gold bezel looked badly mangled, his gold links were scratched and tarnished while a large crack ran across the face of his crystal. This was beginning to look bad, real bad.

I was starting to get some kind of inkling as to who was responsible for all this. Must be bloody SD. Couldn't be Ommie (Omega) 'cause he was strapped around my wrist; but SD has a temper, a very bad temper and he had beat the living sh!ts out of poor Subby and tried to molest Lady YM just as I entered the house.

That's when it happened.....massive Ommie flew off my wrist and took a flying leap toward SD who was standing gloating in one corner. I wanted to stop this but thought....what the heck, let's see what happens next?

But, hey, we shouldn't really underestimate SD. Boy, he's tough. He let Ommie come toward him and then side-stepped. It was a slick move....even as he side-stepped, he stuck out his extended fliplock and sent Ommie smashing headlong into the wall. OUCH....that much have hurt. I grabbed SD and shoved him into my pocket. He was pretty cramped in there and couldn't move. Lady YM I handed over to Zemina who lovingly stroked her and put her away into her box. As for Ommie, he looked pretty shaken up, so I told him to rest awhile and then slapped him back onto my wrist.

In all this mayhem and rampage, poor Subby got the brunt of it all. He is now on his way to Mansor's for a full overhaul and facelift.

Guys, any suggestions? I need to seriously keep these guys apart. Lady YM is too much of an attraction. TT Subby wants to marry her, but SD is jealous as all hell and now, to make matters even worse, we've got this massive Ommie muscling in on all the action.

H E L P

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Old 5 June 2005, 07:07 PM   #2
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Just get a black TT sub.......he'll sort them all out.
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Old 5 June 2005, 08:50 PM   #3
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You could always give me Subbie to protect!!!!
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Old 5 June 2005, 11:42 PM   #4
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Damn JJ, sorry to hear about the out come of that watch confrontation, man poor subby must have really taken a beating. But, rest assurded Mansor's will take care of his scrape's and bruse's and sounds like subby may have gotten a black eye outta the deal to boot time will heal that though.
JJ, you know subby can take all the sea master or sea dweller can throw at him and more, even if he is dressed up to go out to dinner. Just keep the polishing cloth close at hand and subby will soon be the sparkle of in your eye. I've found with my watches that they are like children, one is always your 1st born but, you love & care for them all.
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Old 6 June 2005, 12:19 AM   #5
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Is the Omega that violent because of an inferiority complex?? Just wondering JJ.
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Old 6 June 2005, 06:02 AM   #6
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Certainly NOT an inferiority complex, Daren....more like he's been turned on badly by Lady YM's good looks, sexy links and boy is he trying to woo her all the time.

I'm getting desperate now trying to keep these idiots apart and from killing each other. Any suggestions?

Sh!t, I might need to see a shrink soon at this rate...........but I probably needed to see a shrink a long time ago. LOL! LOL!
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Old 6 June 2005, 06:41 AM   #7
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LOL!! Either that or teach that PO some disclipline!! LOL!!
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Old 6 June 2005, 11:06 PM   #8
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Help Needed!!

Is there a Dr. in the house. JJ needs meds badly.
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Old 6 June 2005, 11:46 PM   #9
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I think I'll just swap out his 10x loupe for a 3x and maybe then an Alpha for the Omega will be found ;)
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Old 7 June 2005, 04:43 AM   #10
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Is there a Dr. in the house. JJ needs meds badly.
Paging Harb, the wanker, Harb the wanker....LOL! LOL!
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Old 7 June 2005, 04:49 AM   #11
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Good one JJ!!
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Old 7 June 2005, 07:48 AM   #12
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Paging Harb, the wanker, Harb the wanker....LOL! LOL!
Harb?? Who the hell is that? I have no memory of what you are talking about.
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