A Cool Saturday Night!!

[JJ Irani]

It was a very cool Saturday night.....I mean weatherwise. Ommie was fast asleep in his box while Zemina and I were downstairs watching some late night TV...usually good programmes on a Saturday night.

Things were all hunky-dory when Zemina and I heard the clinker-clanker of tiny metal scurrying down the stairs. We both looked at each other in total surprise and then lo and behold.....there was Lady YM in all her radiant glory, gold bezel polished and all shiny, her long dress link lamé outfit falling graciously around her clasp and the crown on her bezel sitting right on top of her case. She looked stunning, guys.

And then a bigger surprise.....Yammie comes strolling down behind her all shimmer-shammer, bezel gleaming, links all polished and glistening in the footlight and draped neatly around the clasp. Gosh!! What a handsome couple these two made.

They walked out the door, link in link as Zemina and I stood there watching them disappear as they were swallowed up in the darkness of the night.

I picked up my glass of Scotch, took another look at the bottle, sniffed it and thought to myself: This stuff IS strong!! Zemina picked up her glass, threw it into the fireplace, looked up at me and said: "JJ, it's Saturday night....Ommie's asleep, our kids are out for the night....what the hell are we waiting for?"

I took another swig of the Scotch and dragged Zemina up the stairs.

Yes, guys, it was a cool Saturday night!!