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Old 12 January 2018, 07:39 AM   #1
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My sex life is like a Ferrari















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Old 12 January 2018, 08:02 AM   #2
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I'm a member of that club !! 37 years of bliss ,,,,, who gives a shit !
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Old 15 January 2018, 04:26 PM   #3
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Old 15 January 2018, 05:07 PM   #4
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I don't have a Ferrari


well we get to see them daily

but seldom get to drive
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Old 16 January 2018, 01:35 AM   #5
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I predicted the answer was "rare and too fast".
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Old 16 January 2018, 01:38 AM   #6
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Mines like public transport , not sure when its gonna turn up
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Old 18 January 2018, 12:26 AM   #7
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I *think* Jocke posted this a few months back ... so here's a bonus joke!

A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras.

He said, "Ah'l go down raht now." So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop.

The attractive saleslady said, "May I help you, sir?"

When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked, "Would you like two Playtex?"

He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitin fur me up in the room."
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Old 18 January 2018, 01:47 AM   #8
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Old 18 January 2018, 09:22 AM   #9
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Maybe compare it to air and water... You need those to survive. Time to get some. Cheers mate.
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Old 9 February 2018, 11:01 PM   #10
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Lmao, ferrari's aren't easy to come by you know.
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Old 10 February 2018, 12:02 AM   #11
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Lol.
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