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Old 1 November 2010, 10:47 AM   #1
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"Willie" Nelson

Whether or not you're a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker & a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country & western singer on his 75th birthday. Only a man w/ such wisdom & maturity could be so concise & succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

The Penis Poem......I have Outlived My Pecker.
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to me my sex appeal,
is now my waterspout.
Time was when, on it's own accord
from my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job
to find the f@#$%%g thing.
It used to be embarrassing
the way it would behave
For every morning it would stand & watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
& watch me tie my shoes!
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Old 1 November 2010, 10:55 AM   #2
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Old 1 November 2010, 10:58 AM   #3
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Very good and oh so true!!!
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Old 3 November 2010, 04:30 AM   #7
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