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figbo · 20 October 2008, 11:19 PM

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'
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Earl · 21 October 2008, 12:03 AM

cute!

eric23 · 21 October 2008, 12:33 AM

Troy · 21 October 2008, 01:56 AM

JJ Irani · 21 October 2008, 02:32 AM

Latrodectus · 21 October 2008, 03:37 AM

ratae1950 · 21 October 2008, 03:54 AM

Rofl!

limbo · 21 October 2008, 06:02 AM

swatty · 21 October 2008, 05:09 PM

golfball123 · 21 October 2008, 05:35 PM

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 08:49 PM

wildsidemtb · 29 April 2010, 12:04 AM

Lion · 29 April 2010, 12:05 AM

Very good!!!

idk01 · 29 April 2010, 01:09 AM

pz93c · 29 April 2010, 01:11 AM

You saw my old lady somewhere?

Chipmunk · 29 April 2010, 02:40 AM

sj1523 · 29 April 2010, 03:49 AM

I know quite a few ppl like that!

Pep04 · 29 April 2010, 04:17 AM

hypocrisy at its very best!!!!

Kokyuryoku · 29 April 2010, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pep04

hypocrisy at its very best!!!!

You said it perfectly

20 October 2008, 11:19 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Stressed out woman. A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.' __________________

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