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hsfrank · 10 October 2020, 12:43 AM

The brothel:

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

He replied, "No, I must see Valerie".
Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row".
Where are you from?"
The man replied, "New Brunswick "
"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick "
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

It's Hedley · 10 October 2020, 12:46 AM

Truer words were never spoken (or typed)!

mjclark32 · 10 October 2020, 12:47 AM

sgwatchguy · 10 October 2020, 01:07 AM

1William · 10 October 2020, 01:18 AM

Funny.

Contused · 10 October 2020, 02:32 AM

Psmith · 10 October 2020, 12:00 PM

EEpro · 10 October 2020, 01:08 PM

Awesome.

Houstongator · 10 October 2020, 06:53 PM

Excellent

moneymike83 · 10 October 2020, 10:54 PM

Super!

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HeitorMartini · 14 October 2020, 02:48 PM

The smartest joke I've ever heard)

BNA/LION · 14 October 2020, 02:54 PM

That's a good one!

KBM · 15 October 2020, 11:10 PM

jatco · 19 October 2020, 04:11 AM

nfld · 23 October 2020, 05:35 AM

Great joke...from a person married to a New Brunswicker

billybob1999 · 23 October 2020, 05:45 AM

Thanks for the chuckle!

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Al1969 · 28 October 2020, 09:15 AM

Pw92676 · 29 October 2020, 12:02 PM

Hilarious! Classy and great joke!

Ny325 · 30 October 2020, 04:30 PM

That was good.

Andad · 30 October 2020, 04:34 PM

I didn’t think it was funny Steve.

RolexFan2003 · 10 November 2020, 01:26 PM

Thank you for the post; it gave me a laugh!

omar10213245 · 17 November 2020, 05:29 AM

bwahaha! looks like Valerie was giving ol' boy a discount after all!

doostboost · 25 November 2020, 03:50 AM

Which brothel was this at? I'm only a couple hours away from Winnipeg! ;D

ZOOK · 27 November 2020, 03:35 PM

How true

Robf52 · 10 December 2020, 10:32 AM

Excellent.

oak911 · 11 December 2020, 02:34 AM

awesome!

ltmgeller · 11 December 2020, 12:56 PM

10 October 2020, 12:43 AM	#1
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	Brothel The brothel: The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Valerie". Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row". Where are you from?" The man replied, "New Brunswick " "Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick " "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance." The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ

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