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Old 30 May 2018, 11:04 PM   #1
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Mr Bonds New watch

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his new Rolex. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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Old 30 May 2018, 11:08 PM   #2
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Old 7 June 2018, 03:44 AM   #3
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Old 14 June 2018, 03:27 PM   #4
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Old 24 June 2018, 07:06 PM   #5
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Old 24 June 2018, 09:42 PM   #6
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Old 24 June 2018, 10:06 PM   #7
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Haha.... Am I the only one who read that in Sean Connery's voice.
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Old 25 June 2018, 01:31 AM   #8
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Haha.... Am I the only one who read that in Sean Connery's voice.
you're not alone!
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Old 25 June 2018, 12:57 PM   #9
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Old 19 December 2018, 12:59 PM   #11
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Old 6 January 2019, 02:03 AM   #12
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