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Old 10 May 2006, 11:57 PM   #1
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Camels Toes.

You must admit ... those green trainers are ghastly.

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Old 11 May 2006, 12:02 AM   #2
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Old 11 May 2006, 12:27 AM   #3
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What green trainers?
Must admit I was drawn first, second, and third, by the nice colour blue, in those shorts.
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Old 11 May 2006, 02:07 AM   #4
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Now, when a woman leaves her home dressed like that, to go out in public she's either a tease, an exhibitionist or extremely naive.

Or, she's an adult star out on a photo-shoot.
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Old 11 May 2006, 02:31 AM   #5
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Button up your overcoat.

Somehow I don't think she's naive,
maybe trolling.
Yowee!!

I'm hooked.
Ever wonder if facial lips are indicative of other fullness?
This should answer that question.

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Old 11 May 2006, 02:36 AM   #6
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Old 11 May 2006, 02:37 AM   #7
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Old 11 May 2006, 02:59 AM   #8
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When you look like that & dress like that, you can wear what ever bloody shoes you want to.
Trust me, if we saw her walking down the street, none of us would notice her shoes Walk into a light pole, maybe, notice the shoes, NAH
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Old 11 May 2006, 03:15 AM   #9
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And you just know she's sporting a 'brazilian'.
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Old 11 May 2006, 04:02 AM   #10
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I betcha she can't walk like this...

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Old 11 May 2006, 04:10 AM   #11
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I betcha she can't walk like this...

Are on your daily "I answer each and every post" run JJ?
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Old 11 May 2006, 04:12 AM   #12
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Shhhh.....yes!
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Old 11 May 2006, 04:18 AM   #14
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Why would you want to see her walk when you can do the horizontal lambada instead?
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You must admit ... those green trainers are ghastly.

mmm.. I Love her

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Old 11 May 2006, 04:41 AM   #16
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mmm.. I Love her

For just one reason or several, Gabe?
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Shut up guys, trying to concentrate here. Did a course in lip reading. Now, what is she saying?
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Shut up guys, trying to concentrate here. Did a course in lip reading. Now, what is she saying?

I can read lips... she was saying: "oooh Fransie, you're the man... take me home please."


And then you woke up.
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Old 11 May 2006, 04:51 AM   #19
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I can read lips... she was saying: "oooh Fransie, you're the man... take me home please."


And then you woke up.
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For one JJ

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Old 11 May 2006, 05:03 AM   #21
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I can read lips... she was saying: "oooh Fransie, you're the man... take me, please."
You're right about that, dude!
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Shut up guys, trying to concentrate here. Did a course in lip reading. Now, what is she saying?
Frans I could eat you, and spit out your nuts.
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Frans I could eat you, and spit out your nuts.
Yes, nuts sounds better then pips I'm on your case Padi
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Just my luck! Right when I was in this thread again Anne passed by. "So, this is why you are on that 'watch' forum so often" she said.

My official statement on this thread is: disgusting!
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Old 11 May 2006, 09:33 PM   #28
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Just my luck! Right when I was in this thread again Anne passed by. "So, this is why you are on that 'watch' forum so often" she said.

My official statement on this thread is: disgusting!
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I've never known anything posted under "Jokes & Cartoons" run into 3 pages!!
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Old 12 May 2006, 11:08 PM   #30
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I've never known anything posted under "Jokes & Cartoons" run into 3 pages!!
Dont forget the still life Jugs or bowl JJ 6 pages, looks like its Jugs and bowls that gets the most interest.

http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...ight=jugs+bowl
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