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Old 14 May 2017, 10:04 PM   #1
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Learning pills.

An American tourist was visiting a little village up in the Rhondda valley South Wales

When he seen this Welshman sat on the doorstep of his house rolling up little green balls and putting them neatly on a little table

The American tourist said hey Buddy what you doing there?

The Welsh man replied why I am making learning pills.

The American inquired what was learning pills.

The Welshman said well they make you more aware of your senses and improve your taste and help you learn things

The American said Gee man we don't have them in America how much are they?

The Welshman said well in your money that will be 1 Dollar each

The American said ok Buddy I will have ten and give him 10 Dollars

Then he opened the bag and popped one in his mouth then he immediately spit it back out!

The American said my god man they taste like sheep shit!!!

The Welshman said well there you go then your learning.
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Old 15 May 2017, 12:41 AM   #2
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Old 15 May 2017, 05:57 AM   #3
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Old 15 May 2017, 07:29 AM   #4
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Old 15 May 2017, 07:49 AM   #5
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Should have known.... hahahaa, sheep smarts!
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Old 15 May 2017, 06:29 PM   #7
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Old 15 May 2017, 08:55 PM   #9
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Old 16 May 2017, 06:25 AM   #10
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the other version os this is the "smart pill" story: "you're getting smarter"
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Old 16 May 2017, 06:28 AM   #11
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Like you said in a previous joke.................Shit.
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Old 16 May 2017, 09:53 AM   #12
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