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JohnBaker3 · 25 April 2017, 09:51 PM

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook
but I'm fine, really.."

"What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were
at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them
shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just
from bird shit."

"Well It was my first day with the hook."

BBL · 25 April 2017, 10:28 PM

Indeed

DM

Etschell · 26 April 2017, 01:05 AM

lol

would change the last line to
"Well It was my first day with me hook."

Dr. Robert · 26 April 2017, 01:08 AM

GradyPhilpott · 26 April 2017, 01:25 AM

Psmith · 26 April 2017, 05:12 AM

Rebel · 26 April 2017, 05:52 AM

Ouch.

fishingbear · 26 April 2017, 01:11 PM

Hairdude1 · 27 April 2017, 02:30 PM

MonBK · 28 April 2017, 06:45 PM

:)

jsg · 1 May 2017, 07:45 AM

swatty · 1 May 2017, 08:39 PM

Hamish · 2 May 2017, 11:05 PM

Like it

kneedeep · 6 May 2017, 02:39 PM

lmao

shane4828 · 24 May 2017, 09:26 AM

25 April 2017, 09:51 PM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,221	Tuesday Groaner A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit." "Well It was my first day with the hook." __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

25 April 2017, 10:28 PM	#2
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26 April 2017, 01:05 AM	#3
Etschell "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: FL Watch: platinum sub Posts: 15,884	lol would change the last line to "Well It was my first day with me hook." __________________ If you wind it, they will run. 25 or 6 to 4.

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