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Old 23 March 2018, 01:14 PM   #1
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The Psychiatrist

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him:

“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.

A bartender cured me for $10.00....

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”


It's always better to get a second opinion.

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Old 23 March 2018, 09:11 PM   #2
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Old 23 March 2018, 09:12 PM   #3
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John!
That's genius!
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Damned psychoanalysts.
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A few years ago I adopted a cat and the sucker went under my bed and absolutely refused to come out for anything. I put the box springs and mattress directly on the floor and problem solved!
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Old 30 March 2018, 10:16 PM   #11
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