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30 July 2020, 09:10 AM
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Florida Man
To be clear this thread isn’t to insult anyone from Florida. I saw this one somewhere else and thought it was pretty funny.
Search on the internet for: Florida man, and your birthday, then post what you find. For some reason this only seems to work with Florida headlines I tried with other states because as I had mentioned I really am not trying to insult anyone. Mods. If this isn’t allowed my apologies and please delete. I’ll start with mine. Jan 6. Florida man discovers father helped to deliver him at birth and threw a pizza at him. Florida man calls Police to report himself drunk driving.
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30 July 2020, 09:32 AM
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Florida man accused of shooting cat with crossbow
Florida man tried to sell beer for 724$ at dolphins game Sent from my SM-G980F using Tapatalk |
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30 July 2020, 09:37 AM
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A Florida man has been charged after he spat his half-eaten food into a woman's mouth during a road rage incident, police said.
A Florida man jumped off his surfboard and landed on a shark.  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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30 July 2020, 10:12 AM
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Florida man shoveling spaghetti in his mouth arrested at Olive Garden.
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30 July 2020, 10:58 AM
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Florida Man bites off his brother's penis after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket |
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30 July 2020, 11:23 AM
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Florida Man
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Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
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30 July 2020, 11:43 AM
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Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home Florida Man Says He Punched ATM for Giving Too Much Cash |
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30 July 2020, 12:22 PM
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Actually did mine and it's so gross I won't even post it.
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30 July 2020, 12:29 PM
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Florida Man Crashes into business while trying to time travel
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30 July 2020, 01:02 PM
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Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato
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30 July 2020, 01:08 PM
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Florida man killed with ax in fight over beer, lottery tickets
Florida man arrested after exposing himself in McDonald’s drive-thru |
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30 July 2020, 07:29 PM
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Florida man says his ex-wife's sex change ends alimony agreement.
Florida man caught on video hitting alligator, putting cigarette in its mouth Florida man mimicking military march points stolen rifle at officers, police say suspect taken down by K9 after reportedly refusing to obey commands.
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30 July 2020, 07:32 PM
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Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home
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31 July 2020, 03:36 PM
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Florida man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips.
Florida man tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’
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Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender |
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1 August 2020, 01:00 AM
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oh boy.....
florida man arrested in fairmont slayings florida man arrested for hitting father in the face with a pizza.
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1 August 2020, 03:10 AM
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September 27 Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute.
Fantastic thread lol. I used to live full time in Fla and now am a “snowbird”there lol. |
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1 August 2020, 03:50 AM
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Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say.
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1 August 2020, 03:53 AM
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Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana because “it was Christmas”
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1 August 2020, 03:56 AM
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Another: Florida man fighting for his life after chasing monkey
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3 August 2020, 06:54 AM
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Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath, deputies say
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3 August 2020, 07:52 AM
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Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd
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3 August 2020, 10:14 AM
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Florida man tried to pay for McDonalds with weed |
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3 August 2020, 10:41 AM
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Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
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13 August 2020, 03:11 AM
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Hilarious
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13 August 2020, 03:47 AM
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Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend
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13 August 2020, 03:54 AM
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On July 10th - 46 year old homeless Florida Man was arrested in Miami Beach for stabbing another man with a pair of scissors.
Here's the fun part - man has no arms - he stabbed the other man with the scissors using his feet and then ran away. And surprisingly, he's pretty well known in South Florida celebrity for painting colorful works of art with his feet. Glorious. |
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21 August 2020, 04:38 AM
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"Florida man who told cop he 'May have some needles between his cheeks' arrested on drug charges" |
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21 August 2020, 04:39 AM
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Yep. Florida is the end of the road type place.
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21 August 2020, 06:30 AM
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Great thread.
I got - florida-man-wore-female-underwear-tried-baby-clothes-during-break-in-deputies- Hahah |
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