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Old 8 July 2021, 07:14 AM   #1
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Female Marine Fighter Pilot

The teacher in the USA gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, blah blah blah...

But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

"Janie," she asked, "do you have a story to share?"

"Yes. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a fighter pilot with the Marine's in Syria. Her aircraft got hit by enemy fire and she was forced to bail out over enemy territory. All she had was a flask full of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank all the whiskey on the way down, in case it got confiscated by Muslims.

Then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 ISIS fighters. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last ISIS fighter with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens!,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you the moral to this horrible story actually was?"


"Stay the hell away from your Mother when she's been drinking!!”

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Old 8 July 2021, 07:55 AM   #2
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Old 9 July 2021, 05:29 AM   #3
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Good one... stay away from that woman..LOL..
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Old 11 July 2021, 05:12 AM   #4
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Old 12 July 2021, 03:13 AM   #5
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Old 13 July 2021, 04:35 PM   #6
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Old 16 July 2021, 04:56 PM   #7
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Old 19 July 2021, 07:14 PM   #8
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Old 21 July 2021, 03:09 AM   #9
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Old 24 July 2021, 03:34 PM   #10
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Old 28 July 2021, 12:28 PM   #11
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Old 5 August 2021, 03:18 AM   #12
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funny...funny
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Old 6 August 2021, 06:50 AM   #13
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Old 7 August 2021, 04:34 AM   #14
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Old 7 August 2021, 06:58 AM   #15
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Old 10 August 2021, 02:03 AM   #16
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Old 13 October 2021, 09:28 PM   #18
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Old 27 November 2021, 03:02 PM   #20
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Old 17 December 2021, 01:21 AM   #21
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Hahaha.. now you stay away from her lol
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