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Old 12 November 2017, 12:39 PM   #1
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Hot Blonde Driver and Police Officer

An attractive blonde woman was speeding down the road in her cute little red sports car and was pulled over ironically by a gorgeous women police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's drivers license. She fumbled through her purse for several minutes and was starting to get a bit agitated because she was unable to locate it. "What does my drivers license look like?" she asked. The blonde police officer calmly said, "Well, it's square and it has your picture in the bottom right corner."

The blonde driver ultimately found a square mirror in her purse identical to the shape of a drivers license, looked at it, thought for a second, and then handed it to the blonde police officer. "Oh, here it is! I found it! Here you go!" she exclaimed.

The blonde police officer took the mirror, looked at, smiled, and then immediately handed it back to the blonde driver saying, "OK, ma'am, your free to go. I didn't realize that you were a cop!"
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Old 12 November 2017, 10:05 PM   #2
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