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kenhiraihnl · 14 July 2010, 03:12 AM

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and
tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
flighten... I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her…
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have
hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69…'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You want... Garlic Chicken
wif snow peas?"

figbo · 14 July 2010, 04:53 AM

Ha!

JJ Irani · 14 July 2010, 06:18 AM

limbo · 14 July 2010, 06:31 AM

sakuraba · 14 July 2010, 03:44 PM

Too funny, Ken!

Lion · 14 July 2010, 10:25 PM

Yikes!!!

swatty · 19 July 2010, 08:26 AM

Watchdog · 20 July 2010, 10:38 AM

sleddog · 20 July 2010, 11:27 AM

ParisDakarBmw · 20 July 2010, 12:09 PM

knice!

toddb · 20 July 2010, 12:49 PM

Schezchaun Schnauzer

Latrodectus · 20 July 2010, 12:54 PM

AstroBoy · 25 September 2014, 03:28 AM

That's funny!

Psmith · 25 September 2014, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstroBoy

That's funny!

Just as it was back in July 2010

asadtiger · 25 September 2014, 08:43 PM

Lol @ the joke ,so, cool resurrection. :)

Foxy1 · 25 September 2014, 10:15 PM

Ha Ha

Hairdude1 · 26 September 2014, 06:30 AM

Funny

vitalsignsrn · 27 September 2014, 11:46 AM

GB-man · 29 September 2014, 03:32 PM

I want to ask how you found this but it had me dying so I won't question your methods lol

AstroBoy · 30 September 2014, 12:20 PM

Totally at Random!

Nycturbovr6 · 23 October 2014, 02:57 PM

Kingair · 24 October 2014, 08:33 PM

Great !

blufinz52 · 25 October 2014, 07:27 AM

Good one.

omegaSMP300 · 31 October 2014, 07:56 AM

hahaha

BeachesBeernBBQ · 31 October 2014, 08:10 AM

MonBK · 31 October 2014, 08:22 AM

:)

Floorguy · 31 October 2014, 10:23 AM

Omg, can't stop laughing!! Everyone knows garlic chicken comes wif bamboo shoots!

sunshine9393 · 18 November 2014, 08:16 PM

Lmao!! That's gold

Bisquitlips · 26 November 2014, 10:01 AM

14 July 2010, 03:12 AM	#1
kenhiraihnl "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: Ken Location: Hawaii Watch: 5512 Posts: 911	Chinese honeymoon A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten... I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her… A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69…' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?" __________________ Rolex Milgauss GV (100m 330 feet) (2010) * Rolex Submariner 5512 (200m 660 feet) (1961)

14 July 2010, 04:53 AM	#2
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25 September 2014, 03:28 AM	#13
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25 September 2014, 08:43 PM	#15
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31 October 2014, 10:23 AM	#27
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