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Old 21 September 2011, 01:48 AM   #1
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Old 21 September 2011, 02:00 AM   #2
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language
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Old 21 September 2011, 02:11 AM   #3
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried. EVER!
Every Night the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Old 21 September 2011, 02:12 AM   #4
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Old 21 September 2011, 02:14 AM   #5
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Old 21 September 2011, 04:34 AM   #6
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
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Old 21 September 2011, 09:30 AM   #7
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Old 21 September 2011, 10:09 AM   #8
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Superman wears Chuck Norris' pajamas
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Old 22 September 2011, 07:02 AM   #9
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Chuck Norris is a Dorklehead.
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Old 22 September 2011, 12:59 PM   #10
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One time Chuck Norris opened a can o' Whoopass. He found a mirror in it.
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Old 24 September 2011, 01:13 PM   #11
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over for speeding.

Chuck Norris let him off with a warning.
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Old 24 September 2011, 02:52 PM   #12
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated "R" for extreme violence!
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Old 26 September 2011, 12:03 AM   #13
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Old 27 September 2011, 12:25 AM   #14
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Old 29 September 2011, 07:11 AM   #15
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Old 1 October 2011, 01:44 AM   #16
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Even his pets kick ass!
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Old 1 October 2011, 01:50 AM   #17
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Chuck Norris makes Rolex prices go down when he wants to.
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Old 31 October 2011, 02:05 AM   #18
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


When Chuck Norris had surgery, anesthesia was applied to the doctors.


Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
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Old 31 October 2011, 02:12 AM   #19
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when chuck norris jumps in the ocean,
he doesn't get wet,
the ocean gets chuck norris.
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Old 31 October 2011, 03:21 AM   #20
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when chuck norris is going to apply for the morgage, in fact morgage apply for chuck norris
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Old 31 October 2011, 04:24 AM   #21
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Chuck Norris is the only Texas Ranger who wasn't crying Friday night.
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Old 16 December 2011, 06:21 AM   #22
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If Chuck Norris is so awesome, he would show up at my house and slam my face on the keyboanuyntuytT/&%$&$&%uyyykgfkyu
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Old 17 December 2011, 12:09 AM   #23
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

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Old 17 December 2011, 12:37 AM   #24
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If Chuck Norris is so awesome, he would show up at my house and slam my face on the keyboanuyntuytT/&%$&$&%uyyykgfkyu
This could never happerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhkfiywhjy4iiiiiiiggggggggg gg
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Old 17 December 2011, 12:52 AM   #25
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Old 17 December 2011, 12:56 AM   #26
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.

Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Old 19 December 2011, 08:28 AM   #27
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Chuck Norris Can make it to the gate before your dog
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Old 20 December 2011, 07:39 PM   #28
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funny!
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Old 20 December 2011, 07:44 PM   #29
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Old 20 December 2011, 07:47 PM   #30
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