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Old 4 November 2008, 05:10 AM   #1
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Remember, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes.
That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup
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Old 4 November 2008, 05:19 AM   #2
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Oh boy....what eyes??!!
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Old 4 November 2008, 05:41 AM   #3
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Oh boy....what eyes??!!

your eyes- popping out your head buddy!!
great pic
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Old 4 November 2008, 07:01 AM   #4
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Old 4 November 2008, 12:00 PM   #6
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Old 4 November 2008, 12:06 PM   #7
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Holy schneikees... Nature is a wonderous thing.
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Old 4 November 2008, 12:57 PM   #8
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Old 4 November 2008, 01:28 PM   #9
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Boy, that hoodie is about to pop off...
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Old 4 November 2008, 02:16 PM   #10
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Old 4 November 2008, 03:31 PM   #11
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Old 4 November 2008, 04:06 PM   #12
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Boy, that hoodie is about to pop off...
Sounds even funnier coming from a lady!!
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Old 4 November 2008, 05:28 PM   #13
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Old 4 November 2008, 08:13 PM   #15
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Old 4 November 2008, 10:52 PM   #17
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She has a couple of good points there.
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Old 5 November 2008, 02:52 AM   #18
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Old 5 November 2008, 04:19 AM   #19
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Old 5 November 2008, 04:52 AM   #20
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You know, I do believe those are the ones Mom Nature gave her. And a pretty face to boot. Er, you guys DID notice the pretty face, right?
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I know JJ always have looking at tits, but hanging upside down is a little over the top.





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Old 5 November 2008, 06:56 AM   #23
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She actually has beautiful eyes. Nice rack too.
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Old 5 November 2008, 09:22 AM   #25
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She is so pretty!
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Old 5 November 2008, 09:41 AM   #26
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Actually,the first thing I noticed was how beautiful she is!
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Old 5 November 2008, 09:45 AM   #27
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Old 5 November 2008, 10:00 AM   #28
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I know JJ always have looking at tits, but hanging upside down is a little over the top.





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My gag reflex just gave me a start there... Now why did you have to go and ruin a perfectly good work of nature with JJ's puss... Just because you can doesn't make it a good idea.
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You know, I do believe those are the ones Mom Nature gave her. And a pretty face to boot. Er, you guys DID notice the pretty face, right?
Nevermind! Jocke edited his original..........




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Old 5 November 2008, 11:51 AM   #30
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Jocke!

Until this moment I have never, ever thought of rubbing JJ's bald little head.

No fair!!!!
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