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Colnago · 1 August 2009, 07:39 PM

So an elderly couple are having a golden wedding anniversary party, the whole family is there....they've always been a fun loving couple so the family decide they will test how well they really know each other after so long by having a Mr & Mrs style competition for them....they do it after the kids have all been tucked up...

First the wife is taken out of the room so that she cannot hear what is being said..

Then the husband is told he will be asked three questions, if his wife knows him as well as she should after all that time together she will know what his answers were when she comes back...

First question: "What's your most favorite meal your wife has ever made for you?"

He answers "oh that's easy, Christmas dinner, 1968, the best meal she ever made, but to be truthful I have never been disappointed with anything she's made really"

Second question: "Which holiday is the most meorable for you and why?"

He answers again "oh, that's another easy one, the cruise we took last year, best holiday we ever had"

Third question: "Where's the strangest place you ever had sex?"

He answers "well, I'm not sure if I should tell you this, it's a bit private....but then again you're all family and close friends, ok, it was in 1957, in the ladies toilets at a dance we went to, very exciting it was too"....his eyes mist over and he smiles a great big smile

Everyone cheers and then the wife is brought back in.....the same questions are then posed to her

Her first answer is exactly as her husband said, "Christmas dinner 1968, but he has never complained about any of my cooking really"

The audience think this is great...

Her second answer is equally as accurate, "Last year's cruise, definitely"

They are really loving it now.....

The third question, the killer, where's the strangest place they had sex.....

She's not happy at all "Tell me you never told them that" she says looking very embarassed....."You told them didn't you?"

The husband says "Look darling, they're our family and closest friends, all the kids are in bed, what harm can it do?....it's all just a bit of fun, just tell them the truth"

"OK says the wife...

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up the ar$e"

idk01 · 1 August 2009, 07:46 PM

JJ Irani · 2 August 2009, 05:57 AM

Watchdog · 2 August 2009, 11:48 AM

coddger · 2 August 2009, 01:56 PM

swatty · 2 August 2009, 08:07 PM

limbo · 2 August 2009, 09:59 PM

Lion · 2 August 2009, 11:58 PM

Very good!!!

steelers · 4 August 2009, 03:40 AM

1 August 2009, 07:39 PM	#1
Colnago "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Real Name: Bill Hart Location: Richmond, NY, UK Watch: Rlx=3, Tdr=3, Om=3 Posts: 3,053	Mr and Mrs (a bit rude - over 18's only) So an elderly couple are having a golden wedding anniversary party, the whole family is there....they've always been a fun loving couple so the family decide they will test how well they really know each other after so long by having a Mr & Mrs style competition for them....they do it after the kids have all been tucked up... First the wife is taken out of the room so that she cannot hear what is being said.. Then the husband is told he will be asked three questions, if his wife knows him as well as she should after all that time together she will know what his answers were when she comes back... First question: "What's your most favorite meal your wife has ever made for you?" He answers "oh that's easy, Christmas dinner, 1968, the best meal she ever made, but to be truthful I have never been disappointed with anything she's made really" Second question: "Which holiday is the most meorable for you and why?" He answers again "oh, that's another easy one, the cruise we took last year, best holiday we ever had" Third question: "Where's the strangest place you ever had sex?" He answers "well, I'm not sure if I should tell you this, it's a bit private....but then again you're all family and close friends, ok, it was in 1957, in the ladies toilets at a dance we went to, very exciting it was too"....his eyes mist over and he smiles a great big smile Everyone cheers and then the wife is brought back in.....the same questions are then posed to her Her first answer is exactly as her husband said, "Christmas dinner 1968, but he has never complained about any of my cooking really" The audience think this is great... Her second answer is equally as accurate, "Last year's cruise, definitely" They are really loving it now..... The third question, the killer, where's the strangest place they had sex..... She's not happy at all "Tell me you never told them that" she says looking very embarassed....."You told them didn't you?" The husband says "Look darling, they're our family and closest friends, all the kids are in bed, what harm can it do?....it's all just a bit of fun, just tell them the truth" "OK says the wife... . . . . . . . . up the ar$e" __________________ Bill "There's only three kinds of people in this world....those that can count....and those that can't" TRF's "JJ's" Bar & NightClub Patron Last edited by Colnago; 1 August 2009 at 07:47 PM.. Reason: Added over 18 text

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