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Old 4 May 2014, 09:54 AM   #1
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Hearing test

Guy goes to the doctor and says you know, I think my wifes hearing is going, is there a way you can test that easily yourself?
Doctor answers and says Yes, go about 50 feet away and ask her a question, if no answer, go to 40 feet and try again until you are standing right next to her.
Guy goes home and is at the other end of the house and thinks, ok im about 50 feet away lets try it. So he yells to his wife Honey is dinner ready yet?!
No answer, so he tries 40 feet, no answer, finally he is standing right next to her and asks, Honey, is dinner ready yet?
Wife looks at him and says, Ive yelled about 5 times already that it is!!
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Old 4 May 2014, 11:06 AM   #2
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