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Old 25 December 2014, 10:13 PM   #1
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merry christmas!

CHRISTMAS ONE LINERS

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soot's him

Q: What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet?
A: It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis!

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Old 25 December 2014, 10:35 PM   #2
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