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25 December 2014, 10:13 PM | #1 |
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merry christmas!
CHRISTMAS ONE LINERS
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus. Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper! Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Because it soot's him Q: What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? A: It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? A: Tinselitis! Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ? A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. |
25 December 2014, 10:35 PM | #2 |
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26 December 2014, 08:46 AM | #3 |
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