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4 January 2019, 07:02 AM | #1 |
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A Cowboy Goes to Heaven
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple of minutes ago.'
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4 January 2019, 09:14 AM | #2 |
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Good one John
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4 January 2019, 09:48 AM | #3 |
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4 January 2019, 11:49 AM | #5 |
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Lol.
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Dang haha
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19 January 2019, 12:11 PM | #11 |
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lol.
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Lolll
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