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Old 4 January 2019, 07:02 AM   #1
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A Cowboy Goes to Heaven

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang
of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'



'Couple of minutes ago.'

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Old 4 January 2019, 09:14 AM   #2
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Old 4 January 2019, 09:48 AM   #3
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Old 4 January 2019, 11:19 AM   #4
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Old 4 January 2019, 11:49 AM   #5
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Old 4 January 2019, 01:12 PM   #6
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Old 5 January 2019, 03:01 AM   #7
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Old 14 January 2019, 05:46 AM   #10
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Old 19 January 2019, 12:11 PM   #11
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