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4 August 2010, 10:45 PM
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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4 August 2010, 11:05 PM
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Real Name: Nick
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5 August 2010, 01:37 AM
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Truer words were never spoken!
  
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5 August 2010, 06:16 AM
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5 August 2010, 07:22 AM
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Real Name: Bruce
Location: miami
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5 August 2010, 08:07 AM
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well rather have my wife.... dog is no good to keep me awake for fun thing at night time
wife and kids are much better later in your life.... when you walk with sticks Plus dogn chews my watch whilst wife admires my watches |
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5 August 2010, 09:29 AM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron
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5 August 2010, 10:46 AM
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Real Name: steve
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I noticed the "beat navy". Did you attend the boys school on the Hudson?
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5 August 2010, 11:10 AM
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Good one, Iron Dealer.... LMAO
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5 August 2010, 04:10 PM
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Amen.
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5 August 2010, 04:27 PM
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6 August 2010, 01:10 AM
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Roger that! USMA 1978!
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6 August 2010, 06:59 AM
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"TRF" Member
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Real Name: steve
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'74 and F-3
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7 August 2010, 12:18 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Red Bank
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74-76 A1..77-78 E3
Heading back next week for Golf and Senior Leader Conference
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7 August 2010, 01:18 AM
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LOL!! Good one ID.
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7 August 2010, 01:26 AM
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One can tell that Rolex forums is pretty much a gentlemen club! ;-)
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7 August 2010, 02:49 AM
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I prefer my dog, Gracie, to most of my ex-wives.............
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7 August 2010, 07:26 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
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But I think I'll stick with my lovely wife of almost 40 years!!
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8 August 2010, 09:59 AM
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Very good!!!
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