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Old 5 November 2019, 06:09 AM   #1
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When you die, which body part dies last?

The pupils, they DILATE.
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Old 5 November 2019, 06:39 AM   #2
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Old 5 November 2019, 06:41 AM   #3
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The pupils, they DILATE.
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Old 6 November 2019, 02:22 PM   #7
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Dilate is pronounced “die late”

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Old 28 November 2019, 10:41 AM   #9
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Old 28 November 2019, 11:47 AM   #10
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Ok you said body parts and not an organ. I’ll guess;) I’ll say your anal sphincter before all the poops comes out.lol( as seen in the movies;)
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Old 28 November 2019, 12:06 PM   #12
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The part with my brain. Which you can't see when my zipper is up.
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I did not know white blood cells could last that long.

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