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Old 5 February 2018, 07:28 AM   #1
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Daughter's birthday.

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's b@!!&.
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Old 5 February 2018, 08:18 AM   #2
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Ain't that the truth.
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Old 5 February 2018, 09:05 AM   #3
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OMG Raf, as a divorced man that had me roaring, ahhh and maybe crying a bit too.
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Old 5 February 2018, 01:19 PM   #4
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Old 7 February 2018, 07:36 AM   #5
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Old 8 February 2018, 01:45 AM   #6
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Old 8 February 2018, 01:48 AM   #7
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Old 8 February 2018, 01:58 AM   #8
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Old 8 February 2018, 01:59 AM   #9
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Old 8 February 2018, 06:20 AM   #10
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Old 8 February 2018, 06:23 AM   #11
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He he! LOL!
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