The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Old 21 April 2010, 07:53 PM   #1
haitek
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Real Name: haitek futur
Location: Happiesville
Watch: Citizen quartz ;-)
Posts: 120
Clocks

A man had just died when he found himself standing at the pearly gates. He noticed that behind the pearly gates stood a giant wall of clocks. As St. Peter approached the man, the man asked "What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter replied, "Each of these clocks belongs to a person. Every time that person tells a lie, their clocks' hands move forward."
"Can I check them out?" asked the man. "Sure." replied St. Peter.
"Whos clocks are these?" asked the man. "This first one was George Washington's and the second is Mother Theresa's. Each of their clocks have never moved as they have never told a lie."
"What about this clock?"
"This was Abe Lincoln's clock, it has moved twice indicating that he told two lies while he was on earth."
St. Peter continued to show him all the clocks on the wall when finally the man asked "Where is Barack Obama / Sarah Palin's clock?"

"Oh, his clock is in Jesus' office, Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan."

Last edited by Welshwatchman; 28 April 2010 at 04:36 AM..
haitek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21 April 2010, 10:34 PM   #2
Lion
"TRF" Member
 
Lion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
Posts: 21,461
Hmmmm!!!
__________________

SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#)
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!!
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum
Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!
Lion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22 April 2010, 12:55 AM   #3
pz93c
"TRF" Member
 
pz93c's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Real Name: Brian
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 2,776


Heard it with Clinton, Bush, Tiger Woods etc, but still a winner.
pz93c is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22 April 2010, 04:56 AM   #4
2th Dr
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Mark-O!
Location: Arlington, TX
Watch: Rolex
Posts: 12,714
Excellent!
2th Dr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 April 2010, 07:57 PM   #5
chrislkb
"TRF" Member
 
chrislkb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Christopher
Location: Singapore
Watch: out kiddo!
Posts: 1,033
__________________
Viva La Rolex
chrislkb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 April 2010, 05:59 AM   #6
JJ Irani
Fondly Remembered
 
JJ Irani's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
Posts: 74,320
__________________
Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!

I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!
JJ Irani is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25 April 2010, 10:43 AM   #7
rfknauss
2024 Pledge Member
 
rfknauss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Real Name: Richard
Location: Macungie, PA
Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub
Posts: 14,491
__________________


"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"

TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron
rfknauss is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2010, 04:55 AM   #8
Timber Loftis
"TRF" Member
 
Timber Loftis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Real Name: Jon
Location: Chicago
Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z
Posts: 2,857
Old hack joke is old hack. Political purpose is lame. Two thumbs down.
Timber Loftis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2010, 04:57 AM   #9
Kapture1
"TRF" Member
 
Kapture1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Real Name: Matt
Location: Flint, MI
Watch: Ω 3570.50.00
Posts: 2,058
Love it
__________________
Miss you JJ

Wash out this tired notion that the best is yet to come
Kapture1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2010, 05:07 AM   #10
figbo
"TRF" Member
 
figbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
Posts: 19,687
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber Loftis View Post
Old hack joke is old hack. Political purpose is lame. Two thumbs down.
Same here!
__________________
member # 9862
Best bartender in the world!!
Last of the Bastid Tossers

p club member #9
figbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2010, 07:24 AM   #11
sj1523
"TRF" Member
 
sj1523's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Villanova, PA
Watch: Milgauss
Posts: 243
Yes!!!!
sj1523 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16 July 2020, 10:59 PM   #12
HERITAGE82
"TRF" Member
 
HERITAGE82's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: South Florida
Posts: 3,418
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber Loftis View Post
Old hack joke is old hack. Political purpose is lame. Two thumbs down.
Quote:
Originally Posted by figbo View Post
Same here!
__________________
- Rolex Explorer - 214270
- Tudor Black Bay - 79230B
- Tudor Chronograph - 79270P
- Breitling Chronomat - 10th Anniv.
- Huguenin Freres Speedmaster Prototype
HERITAGE82 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Takuya Watches

Bobs Watches

Asset Appeal

My Watch LLC

OCWatches

DavidSW Watches

Coronet


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.