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Old 11 November 2021, 02:59 PM   #1
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A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door.
A stunned patron then asks the waiter, “What was that all about?”
The waiter responded, “That’s just the way pandas are,” and walked away.

Turns out, the patron didn’t know what a panda was, so at home that night, he looks up “panda” in the dictionary. What he found explained everything ~

Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves.
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Old 12 November 2021, 01:37 AM   #2
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That’s a good one Paul
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