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Old 11 May 2022, 03:45 AM   #1
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Ventriloquist

He's a ventriloquist walking around the countryside.
A storm is coming, driving rain is falling on him. He sees a farm. The peasant welcomes him and even offers him a snack. Once the good weather returns, the ventriloquist tells himself that to thank his host, he will use his artistic skills.

He goes to a hen and makes her talk:

"How is your life on the farm"?

"Well, he steals my eggs in the morning but that's fine"

Then the turn of the cow.

"How is your life on the farm?"

"I'm also fine despite the fact that he touches my udders every morning and steals my milk."

As he walks towards a goat, the feverish peasant exclaims:

"Don't listen to her, she's a liar"
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Old 11 May 2022, 04:12 AM   #2
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Old 11 May 2022, 12:30 PM   #3
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Old 11 May 2022, 05:58 PM   #4
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Can you explain it to me Grady?

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Old 11 May 2022, 07:48 PM   #5
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