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Old 22 August 2006, 11:52 PM   #1
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There was this guy named JJ that went on a visit to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of WATCHES, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
What's the deal with all these watches and clocks? JJ asked.

''Well,'' said God, ''these watches and clocks tell how much a person masturbates.''

''Well, where's my watch ?'' asked JJ.

''It's in the office,'' replied God. ''We use it as a ceiling fan.''
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Old 23 August 2006, 12:38 AM   #2
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LOL - tossing taken to the next level!!!
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Old 23 August 2006, 01:39 AM   #3
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LOL - tossing taken to the next level!!!

Or winding ones watch quickly with rapid wrist action.
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Old 23 August 2006, 01:49 AM   #4
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Old 23 August 2006, 04:58 AM   #5
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Old 23 August 2006, 05:38 PM   #7
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Old 23 August 2006, 09:14 PM   #8
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I'm sorry Dave, I can't allow that!!
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Old 24 August 2006, 04:41 AM   #9
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Agreed! That title goes to you, tosser!
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Who the hell is Dave?
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Old 24 August 2006, 08:38 AM   #11
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Who the hell is Dave?
Some guy named Dave went on an odyssey and never came back!

"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
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Old 24 August 2006, 08:41 AM   #12
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Agreed! That title goes to you, tosser!
Thank you for your support and contributions to the campaign fund, JJ!
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Old 24 August 2006, 05:26 PM   #14
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Shaddap and mail me a Rolex!!
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Old 25 August 2006, 08:54 AM   #15
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I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that!
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