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padi56 · 27 August 2006, 07:23 PM

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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog sh!te in place of the gift or gifts he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a bloody teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a f-in train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a fekin bike leaning up against the damn garage."

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog crap. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog crap by the garage.When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the little b@stard.

JJ Irani · 28 August 2006, 04:53 AM

27 August 2006, 07:23 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,443	Christmas Present . Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog sh!te in place of the gift or gifts he requests." Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a bloody teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a f-in train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a fekin bike leaning up against the damn garage." Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog crap. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog crap by the garage.When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the little b@stard. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 August 2006, 04:53 AM	#2
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