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23 August 2006, 10:15 PM
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Confessions.
A young couple are flying to Bali to get married. Before getting there, the girl says to the guy that she has a confession to make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat-chested. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
A little later, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage. They were happy to be honest with each other. They went on to Bali and got married on the beach. On their wedding night, the guy took off his clothes. One glance at the guy's wedding tackle and the girl fainted and fell to the floor. After she recovered the guy said "I told you before we got married, why did you still faint ? "The girl said "You told me it was just like a baby". The guy replied "Yes, 8 pounds and just over 21 inches soft".
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24 August 2006, 04:38 AM
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24 August 2006, 06:51 AM
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24 August 2006, 09:17 AM
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24 August 2006, 06:25 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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24 August 2006, 06:26 PM
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