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mailman · 20 August 2006, 11:24 PM

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more for old
times sake. He engages a prostitute and
takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for
a guy his age, but needing some reassurance,
he asks,

"How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're
doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that
supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back!"

padi56 · 21 August 2006, 01:33 AM

Launch Mini · 21 August 2006, 01:37 AM

Prince · 21 August 2006, 01:38 AM

LOL - I bet he's "knot" ever going back!

JJ Irani · 21 August 2006, 04:39 AM

Great Monday morning blues chaser away!!

JJ Irani · 21 August 2006, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

LOL - I bet he's "knot" ever going back!

20 August 2006, 11:24 PM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,396	The sailor An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"

21 August 2006, 01:33 AM	#2
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21 August 2006, 01:37 AM	#3
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	__________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

21 August 2006, 01:38 AM	#4
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	LOL - I bet he's "knot" ever going back! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

21 August 2006, 04:39 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Great Monday morning blues chaser away!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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