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7 September 2006, 02:02 AM | #1 |
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Three famous models... Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super-models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately
The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash! Claudia responds: "I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up." Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?" Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits! Not hesitating, Naomi pulls up her skirt and takes off her panties.Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your fanny for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches,! I know for a fact the first thing they look for is the black box."
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