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padi56 · 15 September 2006, 03:37 AM

A court is hearing testimony from a woman who is complaining that she had been raped. Her lawyer asks her if the attacker had said anything during her ordeal and the woman says yes, but what he said was very embarrassing and a woman of her upbringing could not repeat it in court.

The judge intervenes and says that this is important evidence and must be divulged. If she cannot repeat the words then would she be able to write them down so that the jury can read them?

She agrees and writes what was said on a scrap of paper and passes it to the judge. Looking at it the judge sees that she has written, “I’m going to f**k you like you’ve never been f**ked before”. He then hands the note to the first juror to read and asks him to pass it to the other members of the jury.

The note eventually gets passed to a beautiful young blond juror who having read it tries to give it to the man next to her but notices he has fallen asleep. After nudging him a few times he wakes up and she hands him the note, which he reads, smiles at her and then stuffs it in his pocket.The judge asks him if he could please pass the note on and he refuses. Why not, asks the judge? Turning again to the beautiful blond and smiling he replies, “It’s personal”

Lawyers Ultimate oxygen thieves

JJ Irani · 15 September 2006, 04:09 AM

C.J. · 15 September 2006, 04:20 AM

Had to be JJ, right?

Launch Mini · 15 September 2006, 04:21 AM

It was a trial, not a sheep herders convention

mailman · 15 September 2006, 04:33 AM

Goodwatch · 15 September 2006, 05:03 AM

What's the ideal weight for a lawyer?

5 pounds, including the urn....

padi56 · 15 September 2006, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

What's the ideal weight for a lawyer?

5 pounds, including the urn....

Glad you said that Frans.

15 September 2006, 03:37 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,418	Another Court Case. A court is hearing testimony from a woman who is complaining that she had been raped. Her lawyer asks her if the attacker had said anything during her ordeal and the woman says yes, but what he said was very embarrassing and a woman of her upbringing could not repeat it in court. The judge intervenes and says that this is important evidence and must be divulged. If she cannot repeat the words then would she be able to write them down so that the jury can read them? She agrees and writes what was said on a scrap of paper and passes it to the judge. Looking at it the judge sees that she has written, “I’m going to fk you like you’ve never been fked before”. He then hands the note to the first juror to read and asks him to pass it to the other members of the jury. The note eventually gets passed to a beautiful young blond juror who having read it tries to give it to the man next to her but notices he has fallen asleep. After nudging him a few times he wakes up and she hands him the note, which he reads, smiles at her and then stuffs it in his pocket.The judge asks him if he could please pass the note on and he refuses. Why not, asks the judge? Turning again to the beautiful blond and smiling he replies, “It’s personal” Lawyers Ultimate oxygen thieves __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 September 2006, 04:09 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 September 2006, 04:20 AM	#3
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15 September 2006, 04:21 AM	#4
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	It was a trial, not a sheep herders convention __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

15 September 2006, 04:33 AM	#5
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