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Old 12 May 2009, 02:42 AM   #1
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The cardiologist and the mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The
cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look
at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to
take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take
the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish,
it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the
really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same
work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...

''Try doing it with the engine running."
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Old 12 May 2009, 03:56 AM   #2
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Old 12 May 2009, 05:41 AM   #3
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Old 12 May 2009, 07:07 AM   #4
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Old 12 May 2009, 10:44 AM   #6
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Old 12 May 2009, 02:33 PM   #7
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