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Old 27 May 2009, 05:23 PM   #1
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Cheng Lee.......

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,

so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest he could find.

This is his report:


Most honourable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

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Old 27 May 2009, 07:11 PM   #2
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heheheh good one
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Old 27 May 2009, 07:22 PM   #3
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Old 27 May 2009, 09:20 PM   #4
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Old 28 May 2009, 12:52 AM   #5
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funny!
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Old 28 May 2009, 04:05 AM   #6
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Old 28 May 2009, 09:39 PM   #7
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Old 29 May 2009, 12:47 AM   #8
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Very good!!!
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Old 29 May 2009, 01:04 AM   #9
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I think the guys other name was Who Flung Dung
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