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mailman · 29 June 2009, 11:01 AM

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,

Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'

The clerk is astonished.

'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public.'

'I see,' said the clerk.

'What do you call her at home?'

'Lard ass.'

xtra3cats · 29 June 2009, 11:07 AM

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JJ Irani · 29 June 2009, 04:39 PM

idk01 · 29 June 2009, 06:24 PM

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coddger · 30 June 2009, 03:11 PM

Lion · 30 June 2009, 09:12 PM

Very good!!!

SubmarinerMan · 2 July 2009, 09:38 PM

29 June 2009, 11:01 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,388	Crisco A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.' The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere' The clerk is astonished. 'Your wife's name is Crisco?' The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public.' 'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call her at home?' 'Lard ass.' __________________ JJ

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