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idk01 · 3 July 2009, 01:29 AM

This Aussie farmer has just had a good harvest and decides to reward himself
with a bit of a holiday.

Deciding on New Zealand as his destination, he packs his gear and flies off.

Arriving at the Airport, he receives his hire car and thinks a little drive
in the country would be a good start.

So off he goes, climbing through the lush kiwi hills, when all of a sudden
he sees this farmer totally naked (aside from his gumboots) rooting a sheep.

"Oi, Mate!!", calls out the Aussie farmer. "Back at home, we shear them!"

"Feck you!", replies the kiwi. "I'm not sheerin' this with anyone!!"

JJ Irani · 3 July 2009, 03:57 AM

xtra3cats · 3 July 2009, 04:12 AM

damoyorkie · 3 July 2009, 10:01 AM

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swatty · 3 July 2009, 10:31 AM

Lion · 5 July 2009, 05:34 AM

Excellent!!!

Watchdog · 5 July 2009, 09:50 AM

coddger · 5 July 2009, 02:12 PM

3 July 2009, 01:29 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Aussie farmer This Aussie farmer has just had a good harvest and decides to reward himself with a bit of a holiday. Deciding on New Zealand as his destination, he packs his gear and flies off. Arriving at the Airport, he receives his hire car and thinks a little drive in the country would be a good start. So off he goes, climbing through the lush kiwi hills, when all of a sudden he sees this farmer totally naked (aside from his gumboots) rooting a sheep. "Oi, Mate!!", calls out the Aussie farmer. "Back at home, we shear them!" "Feck you!", replies the kiwi. "I'm not sheerin' this with anyone!!" __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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