ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

damoyorkie · 3 July 2009, 06:28 AM

Sorry if you have heard this one before.

My little girl came into the bathroom one day and asked my wife, "What are those things ?" whilst pointing at my wife's breasts.

"Oh !" said my wife, "Erm, er, they are my heaven balloons. When I die, they will fill up with air, and I will float off to heaven."

My daughter accepted the explanation, and thought nothing further of it.

A couple of weeks later, my wife unexpectedly came home from work early instead of going to the gym.

"Oh thank heavens you have come home just in time, mummy," said the sobbing little girl.

"Why ? Whatever is the matter ?" said my wife.

"The nanny is dying mummy, and you must come quickly !" she cries.

"What !!!" shrieks my wife, panicking.

"Yes, daddy is in the kitchen blowing up the nanny's heaven balloons, whilst she is screaming "Oh God! I think I'm coming !"

limbo · 3 July 2009, 07:36 AM

JJ Irani · 3 July 2009, 06:01 PM

idk01 · 3 July 2009, 10:55 PM

:thubmsup:

Lion · 5 July 2009, 05:28 AM

Very funny!!!

coddger · 5 July 2009, 02:16 PM

3 July 2009, 06:28 AM	#1
damoyorkie "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Damien Location: United Kingdom Watch: Sea Dweller Posts: 207	Heaven balloons Sorry if you have heard this one before. My little girl came into the bathroom one day and asked my wife, "What are those things ?" whilst pointing at my wife's breasts. "Oh !" said my wife, "Erm, er, they are my heaven balloons. When I die, they will fill up with air, and I will float off to heaven." My daughter accepted the explanation, and thought nothing further of it. A couple of weeks later, my wife unexpectedly came home from work early instead of going to the gym. "Oh thank heavens you have come home just in time, mummy," said the sobbing little girl. "Why ? Whatever is the matter ?" said my wife. "The nanny is dying mummy, and you must come quickly !" she cries. "What !!!" shrieks my wife, panicking. "Yes, daddy is in the kitchen blowing up the nanny's heaven balloons, whilst she is screaming "Oh God! I think I'm coming !"

3 July 2009, 06:01 PM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

3 July 2009, 10:55 PM	#4
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	:thubmsup: __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

5 July 2009, 05:28 AM	#5
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

5 July 2009, 02:16 PM	#6
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	__________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

3 July 2009, 07:36 AM	#2
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)