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idk01 · 4 July 2009, 03:12 PM

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant and is told by the maitre'd that
there will be at least a twenty minute wait, would he like to wait in the
bar. So he goes and has a seat at the bar.

The bartender walks up and says with a heavy accent, "What you rike dlink?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once
upon time were FOUR rittle pigs..."

JJ Irani · 4 July 2009, 03:38 PM

limbo · 4 July 2009, 07:55 PM

Lion · 5 July 2009, 05:17 AM

Very good!!!

coddger · 5 July 2009, 02:21 PM

SLS · 7 July 2009, 07:48 AM

swatty · 7 July 2009, 08:26 AM

4 July 2009, 03:12 PM	#1
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